Women of Degrassi and More (not really)

I wrote this on Thursday while sitting in jury duty, which was like a day off work with the stipulation I had to sit in a room with a bunch of other people. The furthest I got to any duty was sitting outside of a courtroom for a half hour then being sent to lunch for an hour and a half, then returning to sit for another two hours. I sat in the quiet room and wrote this Degrassi description, hoping no one was trying to read what I wrote, and then read 50 or so pages of Rita Mae Brown's third mystery book co-written by her cat. After lunch I drew 2 comics and started a third. All in all I served my county.

The reason I didn't post earlier is that Thursday night I went to see Pierced Arrows who were last, albeit awesome, on a four band bill and I didn't get home till late. Friday I was lazy and tired. Saturday...uhh I think involved sleeping in, making pancakes (delicious), going on a nice walk, and seeing an awesome house show (yay!) that ended in weird violence (boo!). Awesome: Warm Streams, Mayyors, uncuT:Hunks and Ohsees!!! Bleeding: some broodes tossing bottles and throwing punches, making trouble for unknown reason with people who were having a good time listening to great bands while drinking/eating cheesed potato chips. That was one little piece on a weird night.

Okay okay, lets get Degrassi:

Liz: Her entrance to the show appears to be a threat to Spike's solo punk rock appearance, spike's spiked hair (duh) versus Liz's female skinhead look (bangs and long sideburns - the rest shaved except for her dueling rat tails tickling her neck). We could have a hair off, but punk rock sisters unite. Liz also makes Joey Jerimiah tight in the pants, but so does a Mustang Mach 1 in his high school years, but this is about Liz. She's a secret badgirl or just appears this way since no evidence leads to any "badness." However, if you mess with monkey's or kill fetusus (feti?) she'll set her face to anger when gazing your way, mark up your locker, and verbally let you know that you are wrong. Liz, I wanted to know what harcore bands you might be into, but your intensity is just a pro-life front, so I guess it works out. You have to ask Spike about the hugs because I don't think anyone else can get closer, but she looks clean so I bet she smells nice.

Spike (Christine): I've read that she is the most well known character in the original Degrassiverse and I'm going to guess that it's the hair, giving her an extra five inches (carnival ride height limit trick?) and for being preggars with cute lil' baby Emma. I think her character is the first to have serious drama, carrying the audience past the embarrassing display of Stephanie Kaye and her foibles. Spike appears to be a consistent level headed person, getting along with the most characters I've seen as she hits some adult issues young in her years. Her and Alexa have some of the biggest shoulder paad laden clothing I've seen, rivaling those of Degrassi's fine football team (B.L.T. and Simon nod). Open your arms wide for Spike hugs, she got a little extra to hug (her kid you insensitive jerk).

Erica: As twin go the popular theory is that there is a good twin and a bad twin. For Erica and he rsister Heather, cliches are go. Erica is the risk taker, wanting boys to tongue her mouth (Heather says "ewwwww") and put metaphorical babies in her. When a dude does slip a little summe rcamp memory in her she goes the abort-o route which is why I have the Spike description buffer, otherwise there would be "baby killer" slander over this tidy bio. Erica will initiate hugs and if she likes you you'll get an extra lil' butt grabage, so why not entice her by guiding that hand from friendly back territory to your south bound hills (though not really, cause I mean, what the hell?)(heh, 'south bound hills').

Heather: The sensible twin, sleeping in a Degrassi panters t-shirt while Erica is all about the bedtime slip. She's not very interested in trying out boys, but as her taste goes she is just waiting for the right mullet in the tightest jeans possible. I will never fully understand what gets people hot n' heavy, but I digress (should I say "Degrassi" instead?). Heather is mostly a careful lady, but she has moments that surprise you, so I can ientify with her being more careful than surprises. Heather, like her sleep attire, gets short school appropriate hugs. Sometimes you'll hug Erica second hoping she'll grab your butt (cheeky!).